Arisu Ichimori: 100 Audition Failures! From Idol Reject to Stripping Sensation!
This seemingly extraordinary character "Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu)" might make you think she's a martial arts prodigy, but in reality, she's repeatedly failed on the path to becoming an immortal—the title "Idol Audition 100 Consecutive Losses" says it all. Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu) participated in 100 big and small idol group selections, and not once did she pass; it's a complete and utter failure~ And she's 22 this year, already ruthlessly eliminated by the idol world's "youth meal" rules. At 22, in the idol world, you can't rely on that "youth is invincible" anymore, so she steeled her heart and decided to strip for fame, succeed or die trying!
But the interesting part is, even though the cover looks quite high-quality, how did Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu) manage to have 100 consecutive losses in idol group selections? Exactly how bad are her conditions? What allowed her to boldly rack up a "100 consecutive losses" glorious record on the idol selection battlefield? This number is ten times the number of revolutions by the Father of the Nation! Could her idol be Sun Yat-sen?
Seriously, failing 100 selections, where does the problem lie? Is it that the judges' eyes are blinded by the "idol standardization assembly line," or is her "unique temperament" too ahead of its time, with the judges unable to keep up? This reminds me of Ji Kang, who was handsome and talented, but because he was too individualistic, he wasn't accepted by the mainstream. Ichimori Arisu's 100 consecutive losses might also be because she's too "individualistic," standing out awkwardly in this idol world that demands sweetness, energy, and a perfect smile.
However, when the stills come out, some people might have already noticed something off, making you wonder if your eyes need an optometrist. Earlier, I said the cover looks pretty good, at least on the surface, but when you flip to the first and second stills, wow! This contrast is a bit too shocking; the second still is obviously the "truth," and the film's photo editing skills are indeed top-notch!
But the film company isn't stupid; for this kind of newcomer using negative marketing to attract fan attention, there still needs to be some merits to keep people watching. So—Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu) is super sensitive; just a little fingering and she squirts, so although she couldn't make it as an idol, Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu) has great prowess in pillow business, meaning she's skilled in bed! So let's all take a look at what Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu), who had 100 consecutive losses in idol selections, is like:
All I can say is, the film company's eye is sharp. Friends with stricter standards might think Ichimori Arisu (Ichimori Yuzu) is a cover killer; although she's indeed not as beautiful as the cover, and her figure is somewhat mediocre compared to other actresses, her only advantages are probably the interesting character setting, sensitive reactions, and techniques that are much more refined than other newcomers~
How many fans will such a newcomer attract to follow and buy the film? And how many people will like her? What do you think?